MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
he’s so concerned and seems frustrated when the leaves aren’t sufficiently crushed ha
yo my mom makes well over 6 figures a year like you can go ahead and make fun of her broken English and the fact that she immigrated here all you want but the fact that she’s probably accomplished more than you have with your perfect English in your own country should show something
like if you wanna talk shit about who’s “more American” when it comes to her being an immigrant, she is the definition of the American fucking dream so you can sit your little racist ass down
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
I’ve been drawing this girl a lot as of late..
So I’ve decided to name her Corey. And these are more or less the features I think I’m going to stick with for her. Still not sure yet though..
teenage girls aren’t stupid like ok some do do stupid things but I can think of just as many things that grown ass men do that are stupid
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
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