intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

IDK: “I’m Donkey Kong”

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
(via suchvodka)

sweet-bitsy:

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

GRUESOME VIOLET ADRENALINE PUMPING!!!!

blua:

Paul Octavious matches Pantone cards with real life objects through Instagram.

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

highhh:

I know how you feel Phil

Lolol

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you